Rando things and whatchamacallits also NSFW

boobiemom:

smooththegoofyshark:

ygosideblog:

spdy4:

ashestoashesjc:

megadethzenbu:

floating-head:

princesspornstar:

super-saiyan-rose:

frommetrunui:

ygosideblog:

who keeps giving her these things

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she ends up condemned too D:

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damn bitch get it together

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She’s a Darklord now too

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This what my phone translates the last card to

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hey guys guess what

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her old friends joined her

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

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Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

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This is what peak polyamory looks like.

lizluvscupcakes:

axolotlife:

an-enigmatic-poet:

mj-irl:

lady-feral:

tikkety-tok:

FUCKING PREACH

It’s all about control, sexism, racism, it’s not about babies or lives or the Bible

Okay, but I’ve seen this argument thrown around for years, and I never believed it because it’s been pushed into my brain since I was a child by my extremely Christian parents that abortion is fundamentally evil because it goes against the Bible. But I’m taking a 2nd Wave Feminism course and I finally found out that this is actually 100% true? Until the Reagan campaign and associated Republican politicians tried to find another social issue to sway Southerners, especially Southern women, in their favor, abortion was not a primary issue for churches. It was only when feminists started mobilizing and, as a result, many institutions such as the Catholic church tried to mobilize against them that churches started advocating against abortion. Abortion did not become an issue of morality for the right until the 70s. Before then, abortion was simply not discussed because most things relating to sex weren’t publicly discussed. So no, according to popular belief, the argument that abortions are killing babies did not always exist, it was just an argument crafted when the Republican party needed another social group to oppress for political points

Of course it was Reagan

Why’s it always Reagan?

s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life…. But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

sapphireclawe:

segasister:

nonbinary-dean-winchester:

shirecorn:

aphorisnt:

shirecorn:

syberfire117:

shirecorn:

hamptercatapult:

dracophile:

xelayxes:

xelayxes:

dankmemeuniversity:

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@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

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I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now
And here’s the photo evidence:

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hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

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the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

pogaytosalad:

fangcore:

bill-nye-official-blog:

ivoryjaderose:

mysukisilentdeath:

ragingbookdragon:

in3ffable-husbands:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

b–o–n–k:

recreationallyscolded:

kingoftheunderground:

furiousfran:

teapotsahoy:

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

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I call this one the Megahorny

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Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

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My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

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Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

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How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

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M U S H R O O M

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en garde

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad